Wednesday, March 23, 2011

No goodbyes, just farewell.

I'm not a good speaker nor a good writer, so don't correct me if my grammar wrong. I honestly am brokenhearted, for what reason? I just broke up with a bunch of ladies whom I have shared my life for a year. It was one of the greatest roller coaster ride (quoted from Jaja) I've had, and I have hundreds of girls to thank. My legacy may end here but I know I have found new little sisters whom I can treasure as long as I live.

I'm not perfect nor I won't say that I'm a good teacher for I know at some point I've been reckless and was not aware of my actions, but who the hell cares? I'm enjoying life so does life itself. I don't want to get old, I want to be young forever. I want to share laughter and I want them to experience how life can be such a joy ride. Being stupid sometimes is not bad for you can experience something that is worth the keep.

My stay was worth it, why? 'cause I realize how wonderful my students are and I am so proud and privileged to have known them academically and even personally. I also want to take this opportunity to say THANK YOU for the TRUST, this thank you is just one of the many thank you that I have in mind.

To all the Ladies/students who have touched my heart and those who have shared laughter/tears with me. I am now writing this blog for you. I dedicate this to each and every single person who've inspire me on how life can be such a mess not just a mess but a HOT MESS. I will surely miss everybody from the nerdie girls to the parteeeh girls. Anyways, we somehow are all freaks. :))

Do you agree now that I'm not a good writer? :)) This blog does not make any sense at all right? :)) Anyhow, Lemme end this blog saying: I aint' perfect and I will never ever be, but hopefully I have shared something that you could at-least hold on til' the end of time. I also hoped that I have touched each and every heart in the four corners of the 5 classrooms that I've visited every single day. I also want to apologize for the uncountable times that I was absent, can't stop me from chillin'. joke. :))) Most of all I will surely miss the followig phrases (please be informed that some statement is not suitable for young readers):

"Miss, anong gagawin natin?"

"May kwento ako sayo :)"

"Nakacostume ka nanaman?"

"Harry Potter"

"Fearless"

"I'm a beautiful butterfly"

"Miss, Pasign ako ng letter"

"Miss, may susurender ako"

"Paano yan hindi na tayo magchichill?"

"Wala na tuloy masaya.."

"Miss, bat ka absent?"

"Miss, game tayo!"

"BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"alms alms.."

"Miss naman eeeeeee"

"O, tayo na magagalit nanaman niyan si Miss e"

"Mag-chill lang tayo Miss?"

"Beautiful Monster"

"MOJO JOJO"

"Ba't ang cute mo today?"

"Ang cute mo daw sabi ng kapatid ko"

"Akala ni ____ classmate ka namin"

"Ateeeeeeeeeeee"

"Ms. Kuri-Kuri"

"Turuan mo nga ako paano maging cool"


Take note: I AM NOT COOL, This is me. I am not pretending to be someone who I am not. Hindi ako nakikipagclose just for the sake na mang fish, I am a friend and a real one.

If being me is a sin then I can honestly say that I've been a sinner.


So I want to thank everybody for accepting who I really am. For allowing me to express how happy and sad I am. Also for being the worlds greatest little sisters. I will surely treasure each and every soul that I have known. I'm running out of words so Ima say, I may have different names like Mommy Kuri, Ate Kuri, Monster Mom, Miss Kuri-Kuri but in the end I will always be Ms.Kristine R. Jose your Math teacher who loves to chill. :)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Paano mo malalaman if its time to..

Marami sa atin ang nababahala sa mga bagay na maaring mangyari sa hinaharap. Totoo bang end of the world na sa 2012? totoo bang seasonal ang mga flying ipis? Paano mo ba malalaman kung 'thiz iz it' na ang drama mo?

Unang tanong: Paano mo malalaman kung babagsak kana sa subject mo?
-Pwede mong tanungin ang teacher/professor mo kung papasa kaba o hindi pero kapag ang sagot sayo ay 'we'll see' huwag ka ng umasa dahil malamang sa malamng at hindi ka niya kilala. Huwag ng umaasang madadagdagan ang recitation mo.
-Ilista ang lahat result ng nakukuhang score sa quizzes/seatwork/recitation/exams tapos alamin kung paano kinocompute ang grade tapos ikaw na mismo ang magcompute ng grade mo.
-Kung hindi ka naman pala pasok sa subject mo e huwag ka ng umasa na papasa ka
-Kung palagi ka namang late, pwede na din umasa ka ng kaunti pero konti lang ha at baka magbigti ka pag lumabas na yung results ng grades mo.

Pangalawang tanong: Paano kumain ng beef burito sa tyaco bell?
-Alalahanin: Huwag na huwag mong pipisatin yun kung hindi magsisi ka at lahat ng binayad mo at masasayang dahil malalaglag lang lahat ng iyon sa sahig.
-Humingi ng hot sauce yung nasa sachet tapos basahin ang mga nakasulat. Malay mo kasing swerte mo ako at makakuha ka ng sachet na may nakasulat na "will you marry me?" Itago at ibigay sa taong mamahalin habang buhay. TAKE NOTE: Habang buhay.
-Huwag ding kakalimutang umorder ng bottomless drink para naman sulit ang pag stay sa taco bell
-Lagyan ng hot sauce at unang parte ng burito tapos sabay kagat.
-Uminom ng biniling inumin
-Kumain ulit at huwag kakalimutang maglagay ng hot sauce
-Makipagkwentuhan ng mga ilang minuto tapos kain ulit following the previous eating steps.
-Hanggang sa mapapansin mo na lang na, ubos na yung burito mo ng busog kana at mukha ng bundat.

Pangatlong tanong: Paano umamin sa lasing na crush?
-Hayaan mo muna siyang malasing and all. Yung tipong nagkakanta at nagsasayaw na ng kung anu-ano
-Uminom din ng madami para hindi masabing KJ/EPAL/CORNY ka ng crush mo at ng mga kaibigan mo
-TANDAAN: Huwag na huwag magpapalasing dahil kung hindi sayang yung moment makakalimutan mo
-Anatayin mong masolo mo crush mo yung tipong bangag na siya
-TIP: Alagaan mo crush mo. Huwag mong iwan, kapag may kinukulit na iba hatakin mo ikulong mo sa mga bisig mo i di naman kaya imaster lock mo ng hindi makapalag. Mahirap na baka maunahan kapa ng iba
-Kapag feeling mo lasing na siya paupuin mo tapos makipagkwentuhan ka muna ng ilang minuto tapos biglang sabi na: "sayang may sasabihin pa naman ako sayo"
-BABALA: hinihikayat kong sundin ninyo ang mga sumusunod ng dayalogo para sa ikakagaganda ng takbo ng mga maiitim mong balak.

Ikaw:I wanna tell you something..
Crush; What is it?
Ikaw: Nah~ just forget bout it
Crush: No tell me. After all I wont be able to remember this when i woke up
Ikaw: I dont know, may possibility pa din e
Crush: No. Dont worry none will change
Ikaw: I like you (If you still like him/her) or I used to like you (if kinakalimutan na siya or nakalimutan na or i still like you (obvious naman na kung para saan to diba?)
Crush: e why me?

-Tapos hayaan mo ng humaba ung paguusap niyo ng kung anu-ano. Kung gusto mo pa e dahil mo na sa kwarto para makahiga(walang masamang gagawin, hindi kinakailangang reypin ang crush. Tandaan: NO RAPE)
-Matulog kana din at hayaang bulabugin ka ng konsensiya mo at malaman pagdating ng umaga na nasayang lang lahat ng ginawa mo dahil, wala ngang maalala si crush.

Pang-apat na tanong: Paano mo malalaman kung siya na talaga, yung tipong siya na si forever, siya si future love. siya na lahat lahat?
-Madali lang ang agot diyan. Nasasaiyo na yun kung siya na talaga. Nasa inyo ding dalawa yun kung kayo na talaga. Huwag kasing maexcited masyado sa mga nangyayari sa 2012 pa naman ang end of the world meron ka pang ilang months na pwedeng magloko. Enjoy life, sayang naman kung bigla kang masunog tapos ni hindi mo man lang nagagawa lahat ng mga masasayang bagay sa mundo like aminin sa crush mo na gusto mo siya, nakipagbreak sa gf/bf mo dahil hindi kana masaya, sabihin sa ex mo na mahal mo pa siya o hindi naman kaya ay kumuha ng buhok ng kaklase mo. Marami kang kailngang iconsider na factor ang mga tanong na to: Mahal mo ba? Mahal kaba? Nakikita mo ba sarili mo in the future with him/her? Nakikita din kaya niya yung nakikita mo? Paano kung hindi? Paano kung kayo nga pero parang wala lang? Paano kung biglang sumabog yan pc/laptop/iphone/bb/iPod na hawak mo? Paano ka makakapagpaopera kung wala ka namang pera? Paano na yung aso niyo? dba? masakit sa ulo mag-isip. Kaya hinay hinay lang.


Life is not about how much money you earn or kung ano mang bagay ang meron ka ngayon. Life is about being happy and choosing to be happy. Minsan kasi may mga taong akala nila masaya sila pero in the end of the day marerealize nila na hindi naman pala. So hanggat buhay at humihinga ka pa enjoy life! Huwag maging masyadong seryoso sa buhay, oo kalabaw lang ang tumatanda pero gusto mo bang magmukhang matanda?